tasty tasty death

This may just be one of the most unique advertising strategies I've ever seen. It is disturbing, funny and (I think) effective. Considering I don't even like Cadbury Creme Eggs and I want one. Prepare for shock and awe. You really have to watch the whole thing until the last one. You will know the finale when you see it. I gasped, totally shocked at what I was seeing.

Welcome to the world of my disturbing sense of humour.

Watch it now. (about 2.5 minutes in total).

quote of the day

This quote easily beats out the pot quote. I asked my friend why she wanted to go to India for missions and she replies:

"cuz it's full of hindus and muslims and sikhs!! and saris and food! and like, oppressed people."

My friends are hilarious!

awkward MPD moments

So I just called a supporter, hoping to ask them if they would be willing to coordinate a group MPD appointment by inviting people from her church that she thinks would be interested as well as setting up the event etc. Unfortunately she was not there so I left a message. For those of you who have experienced a voicemail message from me will know that I suck at them. This one was not long-winded, but just.... awkward:

"Hi Esther, this is JW and I'm calling with a favour or proposition to ask of you...." I pause and think of the meaning of 'to proposition someone' and then laugh and correct myself, "Er.. not a proposition, that's awkward. Anyways, ___ is my number and I'll try again another time." As I hung up the phone I was beet red. I looked up the meaning of "proposition" to find that it does have multiple meanings; my instincts were right and in correcting myself I had made a bigger fool of myself than had I just left it. Awesome. I knew I should have stuck to the script. 

The Office

The season premier of the office a couple weeks ago had one of my favourite lines that I've heard in quite awhile. It's probably a reflection of how awful my humour is. When Temp guy says to what's-her-face that he used to date: "I'm really sorry for how I treated you, you know... I still haven't processed 9/11." 

Favourite Office quotes from this week:

- random mention of cookie monster singing Chocolate Rain haha.

- Michael to Dwight: "You are the thief of JOY"

- Miachael: "HOw do you tell someone you care about deeply 'I told you so'?"

- Michael: "If you're not in the conference room in 1 minute I'm going to kill you!"