Sunday, May 11, 2008

i'm gross and no one will want to marry me after i post this

I procrastinate. You all should know this by now.

This means that I have been known to let cleaning slide a bit. My room gets quite messy, and this year so did my mini fridge. having 5 girls in one home means that the fridge is bulging and really doesn't fit everything. So I kept my food in my mini-fridge in my room.

I had a pretty busy semester, lot's of things happened as you know. I'm not really sure when this happened, but one day I opened my fridge and it was starting to smell bad. And then i closed it and thought to myself, "I should clean that out. I'll do it later." Time passed. I don't know how long or when this was but eventually I vowed I wouldn't open it again until the end of the semester. This was mainly because moments before i had opened it and the smell filled my entire floor of the house. It was still cold and I couldn't open the windows. So I made the vow, and while I did it it occurred to me "wow, that's going to be foul. The end of the semester is quite awhile away." But I did it.

So moving day came and I was going to get Julia to help me carry the fridge down the 2 flights of stairs outside. "Do you have a hose?" she asked. I didn't. I realized i REALLY needed one, and so then I just opted to wait until getting home to clean it out. I duct taped it up. The following day when kevin & I lifted it into the trailer, juices were leaking out of it onto my hand. Gross.

So I wasn't planning for that trailer to sit outside in the hot sun for 2 days. When I finally unloaded it at my dad's place on the Wednesday (we moved Sunday) it was... an adventure. I thought it would smell so bad it would make me want to hurl. It was actually not that much worse than it had been when I closed it - which is a testament to how gross I had let it get when I first shut it.

I did document it however. Just cause I'm freaky like that. Do not scroll down if you are eating or have just eaten. Just don't. Also, you will probably lose all respect for me. I guess I can deal with that.

that's the fridge when I first opened it


That was spaghetti. I don't really remember what was in it that made it do that

that was a head of broccoli. yum!
that was a green pepper.

Now the question is: will you still be my friend?

6 comments:

elisabeth said...

hahaha this is hilarious! i can't believe you held off so long to clean it! and the pictures are fabulous and disgusting!

i think one of your gifts is blogging haha. you always think of catchy, interesting, crazy, funny things to write about...or maybe it is because your life is crazy and full of funny moments!

LOVE YOU!

kathryn said...

yes, i will still be your friend. but just to let you know, i wasn't eating, nor have i recently eaten and it still made my stomach turn . . i think i can taste some bile coming up into my mouth . . . wow that as gross - your fridge not the bile because i managed to suppress that.

but i still love you :) no matter what je te coeur!

Unknown said...

PH... through thick and thin baby.

Jess Versteeg said...

until marriage do us part? yay!

Steve said...

No.

Ms. Julia said...

let me just say that I am so glad that you waited until you got to Renfrew...haha.
that's the selfish part of me speaking though. I would've cleaned it with you, and we would have bonded. Another time, another time...